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Photo Post Fri, Sep. 26, 2014 288,444 notes

bottomjared:

im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

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#omfg



Video Post Thu, Jun. 26, 2014 708,910 notes

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

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#omfg



Video Post Mon, Jun. 16, 2014 137,370 notes

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Photo Post Mon, Jun. 09, 2014 776,216 notes

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via thehilariousblog)




Photo Post Mon, Jun. 09, 2014 178,657 notes

happyjacq:

Someone left this post-it on my desk and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

happyjacq:

Someone left this post-it on my desk and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

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Text Post Sun, May. 04, 2014 542,169 notes

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(Source: rneerkat, via thehilariousblog)


#omfg




Photo Post Sun, May. 04, 2014 125,584 notes

wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker

wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker

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#OMFG



Text Post Sun, Apr. 27, 2014 146,825 notes

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

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Video Post Sun, Apr. 27, 2014 66,988 notes

thorinobsessed:

overlordofthelollipopguild:

therisingroad:

Robert Downey Jr. recently went to Facebook to share why Iron Man never called on any Avengers for help during the events of Iron Man 3.

source http://www.dorkly.com/article/51841/why-iron-man-doesnt-ask-any-of-the-avengers-for-help

FURY’S ALIAS THOUGH

Hawkeye’s skills are his cons

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Photo Post Sat, Apr. 26, 2014 260,959 notes

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

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Photo Post Sun, Apr. 13, 2014 580,175 notes

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via p-ass-ta)

#omfg





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